Reading

Fifteen Years

https://xkcd.com/3172/

"Want to feel old?" "Yes."

https://xkcd.com/3172/

Geologic Core Sample

https://xkcd.com/3171/

If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.

https://xkcd.com/3171/

Service Outage

https://xkcd.com/3170/

Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.

https://xkcd.com/3170/

EPIRBs

https://xkcd.com/3169/

'Oh no, the box is drifting out into the harbor!' 'Yeah, I wouldn't worry about losing it.'

https://xkcd.com/3169/

Beam Dump

https://xkcd.com/3168/

We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.

https://xkcd.com/3168/

Car Size

https://xkcd.com/3167/

'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'

https://xkcd.com/3167/